7 Stages of Grief about Candace Parker

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1. Shock and Denial: 

NO fucking WAY@Candace_Parker is out for the rest of the JUST STARTED 2010 Season!!!

 

2. Pain & Guilt

My HEART HURTS!!! And I feel so bad that I missed a few of the @LA_Sparks home games @Candace_Parker played in this year. 

 

3. Anger and Bargaining

FUCK!! I can’t believe this shit! Why is this happening to me?!? Tell you what, I’ll buy season tickets for the life of the franchise if @Candace_Parker comes back AT LEAST for post-season. 

 

4. Depression, Reflection, Loneliness

Woe is me. Life is not worth living without those beautiful babyhairs on the court. Who will love me now? 

 

5. The Upward Turn

Well, @LA_Sparks may do ok without @Candace_Parker. Look at last season when she was out on maternity leave. *looks at last season* Oh….:(

 

6. Reconstruction and Working Through

Life can go on without @Candace_Parker on @LA_Sparks. We still have other great players that can surely…*breaks down crying*

 

7. Acceptance and Hope

I will find a way to embrace this change, and root for my team anyway. I hope we can still pull out some tolerable games, but if not, I hope we get #1 Draft Pick 2011!!!!!!!!