7 Stages of Grief about Candace Parker
1. Shock and Denial:
NO fucking WAY@Candace_Parker is out for the rest of the JUST STARTED 2010 Season!!!
2. Pain & Guilt
My HEART HURTS!!! And I feel so bad that I missed a few of the @LA_Sparks home games @Candace_Parker played in this year.
3. Anger and Bargaining
FUCK!! I can’t believe this shit! Why is this happening to me?!? Tell you what, I’ll buy season tickets for the life of the franchise if @Candace_Parker comes back AT LEAST for post-season.
4. Depression, Reflection, Loneliness
Woe is me. Life is not worth living without those beautiful babyhairs on the court. Who will love me now?
5. The Upward Turn
Well, @LA_Sparks may do ok without @Candace_Parker. Look at last season when she was out on maternity leave. *looks at last season* Oh….:(
6. Reconstruction and Working Through
Life can go on without @Candace_Parker on @LA_Sparks. We still have other great players that can surely…*breaks down crying*
7. Acceptance and Hope
I will find a way to embrace this change, and root for my team anyway. I hope we can still pull out some tolerable games, but if not, I hope we get #1 Draft Pick 2011!!!!!!!!